Caravan

Caravan - Golf Girl

[Verse]
Standing on a golf course, dressed in PVC
I chanced upon a golf girl selling cups of tea
She asked me did I want one, asked me with a grin
For thruppence you can buy one, full right to the brim
So, of course I had to have one, in fact I ordered three
So I could watch the golf girl, could see she fancied me
And later on the golf course after drinking tea
It started raining golf balls, she protected me

[Chorus]
Her name was Pat, and we sat
Under a tree, she kissed me
We go for walks in fine weather
All together on the golf course, we talk in morse

[Verse]
Standing on a golf course, dressed in PVC
I chanced upon a golf girl selling cups of tea
She asked me did I want one, asked me with a grin
For thruppence you can buy one, full right to the brim
So of course I had to have one, in fact I ordered three
So I could watch the golf girl could see she fancied me
And later on the golf course after drinking tea
It started raining golf balls, she protected me