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MF DOOM - Hoe Cakes

Keep your hoes in check

I got this girl and she wants me to duke her
I told her I'd come scoop her around eight, she said, "Super"
That sounds great, shorty girl's a trooper
No matter what I need her to do, she be like, “Super”

Own his own throne, the boss like King Koopa
On the microphone he flossed the ring, super
Average emcees is like a tv blooper
Mf Doom, he’s like D. B. Cooper

Out with the moolah, I let her get a outfit
Just to cool her off, she said, “niggaz ain't about shit”
I wonder if she meant it, I doubt it
The way it be in her mouth, she can't live without it

And can't live with this, handle your business
Villain'll stay on a scandalous hoes shit list
One pack of cookies please, Mr. Hooper
It’s fun smackin’ rookies, he is the super

Look like a black wookie when he let his beard grow
Weirdo, brown, skinned and always kept his hair low
Rumors has it, it’s a S-curl accident
Doom was always known to keep the best girls’ backs bent

Some say it’s the eyes, some say the accent
A lotta guys wonder where they stacks went
I call her thunder thighs with the fatty swolla
Only mess with high rollers, do what daddy told her

No matter the city, she want me to do the thang, thang
Work in the coochie, hooptie, chitty, chitty, bang, bang
Same name on the titty as on the name ring
Pretty like Baby D of 'All In The Same Gang'

Keep my eye on her, really don't trust her
But I treat her like a daughter, taught her how to bust a nut
And the heat to turn beef to horsemeat, chalupa
Teach her how to hold it, of course he is the super

See most cats treat her like foofer
Or beat her to a stupor, take it from the super
You need to make her feel cuter
And lay down the G like Luther, everything will be super

Do for her, keep her in a new fur
So she look sweet when she go to meet the super
Got the buddha, get the Grenadiers, twist it
Put it in the air, come here, kiss it

Listen here, scooter, let her try to bag you
When she's on the rag never let her fry the Ragu
Which will have you under some type of spell, crying, “Dag boo”
Her name on your back in her tattoo

Whether a bourgie broad, nerd hoe, street chick
Don't call her wifey if you met her at the freaknick
You don't want her, don't waste her time, I'll dupe her
And be a father to your child like the super

He keep his hoes in check
Sends 'em out to get glows from off frozen necks
Tell 'em take his clothes, leave him posin’ nekkid for real
Better yet, get 'em for the check off the record deal

Find out where he keep the tek and the blue steel
Make sure for extra wreck, let 'em know how you feel
And while he's runnin down to All-Star Weekend to ball
I'm comin with the you-haul, super

Super, super

The second track off the "MM…FOOD" album makes use of some pretty sick beatboxing throughout. “Hoe Cakes” (spelled “hoecakes”) is an African American food from the 19th century. Blacks prepared a pancake like food on field hoes. Ingredients were simple: cornmeal, water, and salt. The song talks in detail about the act of pimping women (or “hoes”) out for prostitution and the way that the girls MF DOOM pimp out do what he asks them as a result to their attachment and affection for him. Samples “Supersonic” by J.J. Fad and “Sweet Love” by Anita Baker.

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