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Bloodhound Gang - My Dad Says That's For Pussies

[Verse 1]
Fuck Guns 'N' Roses without Slash
A real man never uses hair product unless he's black
Toilet Paper is for queers
Gargling after a blowjob is how they make light beer

[Hook]
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
My Dad says that's for pussies

[Verse 2]
Ain't gonna lift the seat to whizz
Just 'cos it's called Men's Gymnastics doesn't mean it is
This Fairtrade coffee tastes like gay
Now seems like a good time to out Matthew McConaughey
[Hook]
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
My Dad says that's for pussies

[Bridge]
Libraries, back-up parachutes and the Versailles Treaty
Seatbelts, hurricane warnings and anti-freeze
Rogaine, helmets, CPR and Kenny G
Wheelchairs, Ghandi, rehab, braille and harmonies

John Wayne would never use a surge protector!

[Hook]
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
My Dad says that's for pussies
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
My Dad says that's for pussies

[Outro]
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
My Dad says, my Dad says
My Dad says that's for pussiesYou might also like

Fuck Guns 'N' Roses without Slash A real man never uses hair product unless he's black Toilet Paper is for queers Gargling after a blowjob is how they make light beer You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun My Dad says that's for pussies Ain't gonna lift the seat to whizz Just 'cos it's called Men's Gymnastics doesn't mean it is This Fairtrade coffee tastes like gay Now seems like a good time to out Matthew McConaughey You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun My Dad says that's for pussies Libraries, back-up parachutes and the Versailles Treaty Seatbelts, hurricane warnings and anti-freeze Rogaine, helmets, CPR and Kenny G Wheelchairs, Ghandi, rehab, braille and harmonies John Wayne would never use a surge protector! You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun My Dad says that's for pussies [x2] You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun My Dad says, my Dad says My Dad says that's for pussies

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